Invite Someone Dangerous toTea

Invite Someone Dangerous to Tea


Invite someone dangerous to tea,
A whole new world you'll see,
He'll show you things you never knew,
And much new things that you could do,
He'll teach you techniques and the way to go,
Then sell you tickets to his crazy show,
He'll tell of trees like witches' fingers,
Of screams from people like bells and dingers,
He'll creep you out with his oddball words,
Then take you home to his bloody swords,
He'll show you around, then ask you to stay,
You'll reply with a peep, yes, okay,
He'll take you to a room like a haunted tomb,
You'll walk the halls with a stifling doom,
He'll creep around like a hunting wolf,
Your mind, the fear, will eventually engulf,
He'll teach you how you'll never leave,
If you try, you're the next he'll cleave,
You'll wish you hadn't come to tea,
This whole new world, you'll regret you see.